Random Xephos

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

(Source: birf, via fakemoustachee)

nevertrustthepenguin:

bubblegumshoes:

THE SHIP THAT SHALL NEVER SINK

Ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

(via frostshadowsblood)

fachin-hell:

Guys, have you heard? More Trott nude photos leaked today!

fachin-hell:

Guys, have you heard? More Trott nude photos leaked today!

(via killerkirbysramblings)

coreydrake:

championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

Minimum wage is basically your boss saying “if I could pay you less, I would”

(Source: -teesa-, via frostshadowsblood)

mamalaz:

This foreshadowing actually kills me. If Merlin could just find Arthur again, he would be his servant in every life until the end of time.

(via fakemoustachee)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via onewithzombies)

joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

(via tidwellcornertr)

hotdiggedydemon:

Kids these days have no idea how much better their favorite show was a few years before they started watching it. 

(Source: stripedsweater, via love-adamtuttle)

thequeerunderthestairs:


OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via tumsperks)

doctor-hu-in-baker-street:

cockdragonthespookywitch:

tunacaptor:

Nice legs daisy dukes

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#NOPE

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

(Source: prostrider, via helix-fossil-is-god)

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kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

(via natasharvmanoff)

brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

(via bootslots)